Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Facebook just bought what?

Facebook just bought the leaders in virtual reality gaming. Take what you will from that. -thegqlife

Monday, March 24, 2014

The Hottest Rap Song this second

Jay Z and Jay Electronica on a track! Their redintion of "We made it" is a banger. Seem like Jay Electronica is gearing up to drop his solo album. If we get bars like this on it we may have a classic soon. Until then listen to this track it won't dissapoint. -thegqlifw

Sunday, March 23, 2014

So yes I was wrong about Kansas winning the Championship

Kansas has lost to Stanford in the NCAA Men's College Basketball Tournament. I was wrong about them winning the whole thing. I can admit that. Oh well #### it. -thegqlife

Friday, March 21, 2014

Greece Welcome!

In Detroit there is no place that provides  food and entertainment like Greektown. So I was elated to see that I have readers from Greece! Welcome to thegqlife! This next Tuesday I will have a unique posting for your country as I prepare to send this blog into the stratosphere and into another parallel dimension. Again Greece welcome to thegqlife! 

Thursday, March 20, 2014

The Winner of the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament will be.....

Sports are always intriguing. March Madness is one of the more interesting times because unlike professional basketball, lower seeded teams actually may win a playoff game. I am picking the Kansas Jayhawks to win it all! Why? Watch this year's tournament and see for yourself. -thegqlife

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Do you call yourself a Batman fan? Then how the #### aren't you watching TheCw television's Arrow?

Batman is quite possible the world's most popular comic book superhero. Arrow on the other hand is not. That is all changing as Arrow has picked up so much steam since it's debut on TheCw television in the fall of 2012. The show stars Stephen Amell as Oliver Queen a spoiled billionaire that washes up on a mysterious island. He goes through a transformation so grand he returns back to his home of Starling City as a superhero dubbed the "Arrow". This show is so awe inspiring because it is set in the DC Comic's universe that Batman is occupies. During the show viewers have gotten a chance to see many Batman alies and villians. 

    Deadshot is one of the many supervillans that make cameos on Arrow

This week's episode, "Suicide Squad" viewers even got a brief abliet hilarious cameo for none other than the Joker's girlfriend Harley Quinn. The Joker is Batman's greatest archvillan. The show Arrow drops gems like that all the time. A couple of weeks ago we witnessed the birth of "The Flash" another popular DC Comic superhero. Like I said in the title. If you call yourself a Batman fan. How the #### aren't you watching Arrow. -thegqlife 

Awww ####! Romania how are you living?

How are you living Romania! Welcome to thegqlife! Where I only blog about things that need be either discovered or talked about!

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Adult Swim's Rick and Morty prepare to ascend to the top of cartoon comedy's throne

Adult Swim's Rick and Morty created by Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland on the cartoon network which airs at 10:30pm on Mondays is funny and fascinating. It is an adult themed cartoon that is giving the likes of Family Guy, South Park, and The Boondocks a run for it's money.

The show is about a genius scientist and his grandfather and their adventures through time and space. It has very good handle on theoritical science. For instance on the lastest episode Rick modifies the family's cable televison box to recieve televison from all other alternate realites. Suffice it to say by the time they get to a channel where there is a baby legged detective show things continue to get weirder. The show sometimes even throws in some really heart tugging stuff. Watch Rick and Morty you will not see the jokes or life lessons coming. -thegqlife

Monday, March 17, 2014

Spain what's up!

Readers from the birthplace of the delicious tapas are now reading my blog. Tapas are great to eat because those little bit sized morsels are cheap. They arevery  cost effective if you are on a date. I want to welcome Spain the country that created those awesome finger foods to thegqlife!

Sunday, March 16, 2014

The Hottest Rap Song this second is...

Posting the hottest rap song is always easy for me. I usually go out and listen to what people are playing at the clubs, the radio, and finally what rap song is currently holding the hip heads playlist for ransom. This week I picking Future "Move that dope", featuring Pharell, Casino, and Pusha T(aka King Push). This rap song has Future and company raping over a Mike Will produced beat. The subject matter is not a popular one. However this song is built for driving fast and 90 degree weather. This song will make the club get hype and have your grandma twerking to it at the family barbeque.-thegqlife

Saturday, March 15, 2014

The Top Ten ways I think you can win Quicken Loans Billion Dollar Bracket Challenge

What could you do with one billion dollars? Think about it I will give you a second to think. You could do a whole lot right! Someone may not have to think about it soon. Someone out there may win one billion dollars by winning Quicken Loans Billion Dollar Bracket Challenge. Quicken Loans is offering the chance to win one billion dollars if you pick a perfect bracket in the NCAA Men’s College Basketball Tournament. Picking a perfect bracket is beyond hard. Experts have thrown out many examples of how impossible it is to create a perfect bracket. This is thegqlife and we don't believe in impossible below are the top ten ways I think you could win the one billion dollars.

1. Track all the players and coaches social media pages- Search through their instagrams, vines, facebooks, twitter and whatever else is out there. If the lead point guard just broke up with his girlfriend he may be on the way to implosion. Use the information that is out there to make your picks.

2. EA Sports NCAA College Basketball 2010- This game is 4 years old and it is still $29.99. Why? It is because Electronic Arts hasn't made a new college basketball game since then. However you can still download rosters on eBay and other sites that are up to date. Simulate the field of teams and go with your gut!

3. Pick upset games- The fact that upset games exist is why brackets are so hard to predict look at the games critically and pick the upset games.

4. Find out the teams with the moat NBA prospects- Players want to get chosen high in the draft you do that by winning games in the tournament. They want to ride Ferrari during spring classes. So go with the teams with the most future pro players.

5. Don't listen to bracket experts- This one is easy because if they were always right this contest would not exist.

6Watch for cocky twitter posts- This may be redundant but if a player says for instance tweets, "where is Wichita State are they a real school!!lol #fakeschool" know that the school dissed will not lose, this generation respects twitter more than their parents.

7. Free throws- Free throws win championships, if a team shoots a high free throw percentage then that team will win in a pinch. College teams are coached to foul weaker free throw shooters. So pick accordingly.

8. Never relay on dominate athletes with no help- I like Jabari Parker that plays for Duke University a lot he can take over a game and be dominant on the court. However he may not be able to overcome the petty basketball tactics that is employed at this level. Don't be a fan of your favorite player and let that influence how you pick out your brackets.

9. Don't put your Alma Mater in the championship- Yes you went to Western Michigan University picking them to win the championship may not be the best thing to do. Don't let your school pride stop you from getting that one billion dollars

10. Pull out your calculator- If you use an equation that can figure out all probable outcomes you can figure out who will win where and how. Good luck with that one thought because you can never account for how humans will react from moment to moment let alone a basketball game.

Any of these 10 things may turn you into a billionaire. The question is will you share with the winnings with thegqlife? 



Friday, March 14, 2014

How I "think" you can win a Billion dollars in Quicken Loans "Billion Dollar Bracket Challenge"

Tune in to this blog tomorrow when I break down the top ten ways I think you can win the 1 Billion dollars at stake in Quicken Loan's "Billion Dollar Bracket Challenge". The post will go up tomorrow March 15th at 6pm eastern standard time.-thegqlife

Thursday, March 13, 2014

The land of the Mayans!

I want to welcome the country of Honduras to thegqlife!I have a really cool post for your country in the coming weeks. -thegqlife

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Welcome to Thegqlife Jordan!

The country of Jordan has some of the oldest surving written word in the world! It is great to have people from there actually reading my blog! Welcome to thegqlife. -thegqlife

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Andrew Wiggins is the next Lebron James whether you like it or not

My instincts don't lie, I have seen this before. One time I was 16 and it felt good to throw the ball off the backboard to myself because that is what I saw soon to be superstar Kobe Bryant do. I thought to myself then is that this guy could be better than Michael Jordan one day. I was an little ham then so I went to the barbershop and started to spout my theory about Kobe, a few bad line ups later I realized I should find a Kobe fan to cut my hair. Then I saw Lebron James throw down his trademark tomahawk during ESPN nationally televised game. I was like this guy will be better than Kobe one day, again I headed down to the barber shop to spew this theory. Now I am here once again, no it wasn't Kansas University's Andrew Wiggins 41 point game today against West Virginia. It was that mixtape of his Senior year playing for Huntington Prep in ironically the state of West Virginia. You see I had only been to the barber shop once this year to shell out my theory about Andrew being better than Lebron James. So I am glad that I have more to add to my theory. I think it makes people feel some type of way when the dominant athlete of their generation gets compared to some young upstart. Its like finally really admitting that you are old and that their really maybe a better new and improved model. This will not change whether you like it or not. As far as basketball goes Mr. Wiggins is that new program upgrade at work that you don't like because it is new and different. Don't take him with the number one pick in the National Basketball Association draft, I dare you. -thegqlife

Fox Television's Rake is dope

Keegan Dean or "Key" as he is known on the show is portrayed by Greg Kinnear is a manipulative drunk lawyer and I can't get enough of his drama. Seeing him down on his luck and his interaction with this brilliant cast is inspiring every character in Rake has depth and complexity. The show is very well written and the guest stars like Wes Anderson and Michael Ironside add to the show in subtle but great nuanced ways. The picture above is when he brings home a woman to his apartment for relations. Her reaction to his place was, "I thought you were a lawyer!" Funny stuff and for those on Earth that are down on your luck like my boy Key, watch this show and realize it could be worse. -thegqlife

Friday, March 7, 2014

"Sticking to their guns and ####" South Park The Stick of Truth Videogame Review

Do you have a dark sense of humor? Do you find the humor in everything? I am not talking about the fact that everyone thinks you are so "sarcastic". Sarcasm is the "punk #####" of the humor family tree so that doesn't count as having a dark sense of humor. A dark sense of humor requires you can make an analysis of anything and joke about it and not sarcastically but in a original satirical way. If you said yes to that, then seeing Nazi Zombies, characters having massive farting attacks, and other macabre things won't bother you. 

South Park The Stick of Truth is really a playable 16 hour South Park episode 

South Park The Stick of Truth is a role playing game by Obisidian studios creators of the excellent Fallout Series. This game from the onset is all about putting you directly in the world of South Park. You begin as the new kid in town by customizing your player anyway you like then being sent out by your parents to make friends. It was so much fun to really walk around South Park meeting this cast of characters that I've come to know over the past seasons. The game play is simple but hard to master. Turn based combat is the rule of the day. The best part of the game is that the whole world is open from the beginning. There is a ton to see and do in this game. From getting adducted by aliens to being shrank by "underpants gnomes". 
I highly recommend this game, it is amazing that the first game to capture a cartoon world exactly in a video game is one strictly for adults. -thegqlife

Thursday, March 6, 2014

What's up Indonesia!


Indonesia has always seem like a cool place in my mind. I always felt like I could get lost in those picturesque vistas that Indonesia has throughout it's country. I would like to welcome my new readers from Indonesia to thegqlife. -thegqlife

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

The most essential dating item


I think while dating, it is important to have ability to go see how other countries live. The way that the British approach life is different, however they have things that are the same as here in the United States. If you go see that with your significant other, that experience can be shared. Also the best way to get to know someone is outside of their comfort zone, and if you can chill with them in Rome, Italy. You can chill with them on your couch watching “The Goldbergs”. If you can’t get along will touring the Louvre in Paris, France you probably never will. That is why the passport is the most essential relationship item. Going to other countries will definitely let you know if you have a keeper. -thegqlife


Tuesday, March 4, 2014

What up doe Philippines!

What up doe to my new readers from The Philippines! Welcome to thegqlife!-thegqlife 

Yes the Devil is a Lie, Mastermind Album Review

A great rap album has to have a few things going for it. Things like songs you don't skip. Also it will have features that are memorable and new concepts that will soon become apart of pop culture's mainstream soul. A classic rap album has that but takes you to place that you didn't think you will be pulling up on, for instance the next time you are dining on some sushi with that bad chick you want to ride with you. Then you will likely think of Ross verse during, "Nobody" where he stats "having sushi down at Noble strapped like an Afghan". Or when on the song Nobody, P. Diddy ask anyone who has ever had dream. "When are you going to embrace your destiny"  it is then followed by him cussing you out for not being to work the journey alone if you have to in order to get said dreams. With content like that this album is indicative of it's Mastermind title. Tackling new heights with nothing but God and the power of your mind. Heedy stuff for a rap album, maybe if you don't like this type of rap because of what you think you know about inner city culture from a perspective that is now drowned out by misreprensentation. I do so it resonates with me. Rick Ross even has gems like, "The Devil is a Lie" featuring JayZ. JayZ answers everyones notions that he is apart of the some type Illuminati by saying, "am I down with the devil cause my roof comes up missing" and later saying, "devil want the #####s hate they own kind, gotta be the illuninati if a ##### shine". Like I said heedy stuff, I didn't even get into how Lil Wayne turns in a nice verse on Thug Cry. I am saying with all that added up together you get a classic album. -thegqlife

Monday, March 3, 2014

Welcome to my readers from the Netherlands

The Netherlands look like a fairy tale village all of it! That is not a knock, when your hood looks like Walt Disney's house isn't that much better than some of the places you live in The Netherlands. Its no wonder why hollywood comes. The Netherlands has very robust and distinct architecture. Places throughout The Netherlands like Jordaan offer up epic cat and mouse scenes for Spy vs. Spy movies. Welcome my readers from The Netherlands to thegqlife.-thegqlife

Sunday, March 2, 2014

The Hottest Rap Song this second...

As I prepare my blog to go to new heights this upcoming Tuesday. I share with you the hottest rap song this second. It is because of this crazy pounding beat and staunch rap flavor makes that makes this a standout. It is Cash Money Records latest signee Young Thug's "Danny Glover" Remix featuring Niki Minaj. This track is memorable as the hook, it makes me want to cut a rug. -thegqlife

Saturday, March 1, 2014

3 Reasons why the Steambox may take the Next Generation of Gaming


The Steambox is a revolutionary gaming system that will bring personal computer gaming to the forefront. Below are my 3 reasons why the Steambox may take the next generation of gaming.

1. What it can do:
The Steambox is a personal computer that is upgraded to be able to to hang with any big pc gaming rig. It also has a direct link to Steam. Steam is Valve's software digital gaming library that can get your favorite gaming titles in minutes via broadband Internet.

2. The many options
Steambox has many different manufactures making it and many different shapes. It offers a price range that can start at $299.99 USD or up to $799.99 USD.

3. It will be the new cool kid on the block
With touch pad control for the dual analog sticks and Half Life 3 being a potential exclusive the Steambox is ready to rule

Those are my reasons, and I am the as always.-thegqlife